Sally and Patrick

There’s nothing more patronising than a 60 year old celebrant going through the motions with cliches about love and officiating like a school principal. When we heard they had signed up John Von Goes as a legitimate languid lecturer of love, we knew that we had our man.
He kept the groom calm while the bride made him wait the longest 10 minutes of his life, and with his assured dulcet tones and southern preacher tuxedo, the audience could not believe it was his first time.

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